when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore